Stockport Pyramid UFO Attack Coaster
The pyramid is one of Stockport’s more striking landmarks, and although it seems to be dormant, awaiting a new tenant, that doesn’t mean that there’s nothing going on there. In fact, if you were to swing by, you’d find it well guarded and with a number of cars in the car park? Why? Could it be a secret status as a cornerstone of UFO defences? Could that be why when the Coop moved in a huge Vegas style laser shone out of it, visible from the other side of Manchester? They called it Christmas decorations, I think if you had a giant UFO blasting laser, you’d probably need to check the equipment from time to time. Now all of this does leave Stockport a bit open to alien attack, but at least we’re well armed.
The coaster is glossy and measures about 9cm by 9cm. It has been produced by dye sublimation printing on an MDF blank.
The price includes delivery/postage within the UK.
Overseas? This online shop is UK only, but I can arrange custom international sales on a one-off basis using a custom item on Etsy. Email charmingbadger@outlook.com
Fun fact: Stockport: A History by P. Arrowsmith published by Stockport Metropolitan Council has a particularly fine photograph of the pyramid shining a laser out the top on the back cover.
The pyramid is one of Stockport’s more striking landmarks, and although it seems to be dormant, awaiting a new tenant, that doesn’t mean that there’s nothing going on there. In fact, if you were to swing by, you’d find it well guarded and with a number of cars in the car park? Why? Could it be a secret status as a cornerstone of UFO defences? Could that be why when the Coop moved in a huge Vegas style laser shone out of it, visible from the other side of Manchester? They called it Christmas decorations, I think if you had a giant UFO blasting laser, you’d probably need to check the equipment from time to time. Now all of this does leave Stockport a bit open to alien attack, but at least we’re well armed.
The coaster is glossy and measures about 9cm by 9cm. It has been produced by dye sublimation printing on an MDF blank.
The price includes delivery/postage within the UK.
Overseas? This online shop is UK only, but I can arrange custom international sales on a one-off basis using a custom item on Etsy. Email charmingbadger@outlook.com
Fun fact: Stockport: A History by P. Arrowsmith published by Stockport Metropolitan Council has a particularly fine photograph of the pyramid shining a laser out the top on the back cover.
The pyramid is one of Stockport’s more striking landmarks, and although it seems to be dormant, awaiting a new tenant, that doesn’t mean that there’s nothing going on there. In fact, if you were to swing by, you’d find it well guarded and with a number of cars in the car park? Why? Could it be a secret status as a cornerstone of UFO defences? Could that be why when the Coop moved in a huge Vegas style laser shone out of it, visible from the other side of Manchester? They called it Christmas decorations, I think if you had a giant UFO blasting laser, you’d probably need to check the equipment from time to time. Now all of this does leave Stockport a bit open to alien attack, but at least we’re well armed.
The coaster is glossy and measures about 9cm by 9cm. It has been produced by dye sublimation printing on an MDF blank.
The price includes delivery/postage within the UK.
Overseas? This online shop is UK only, but I can arrange custom international sales on a one-off basis using a custom item on Etsy. Email charmingbadger@outlook.com
Fun fact: Stockport: A History by P. Arrowsmith published by Stockport Metropolitan Council has a particularly fine photograph of the pyramid shining a laser out the top on the back cover.