Print: Stockport Pyramid UFO Attack A5 size (Copy)
The pyramid is one of Stockport’s more striking landmarks, and although it seems to be dormant, awaiting a new tenant, that doesn’t mean that there’s nothing going on there. In fact, if you were to swing by, you’d find it well guarded and with a number of cars in the car park? Why? Could it be a secret status as a cornerstone of UFO defences? Could that be why when the Coop moved in a huge Vegas style laser shone out of it, visible from the other side of Manchester? They called it Christmas decorations, I think if you had a giant UFO blasting laser, you’d probably need to check the equipment from time to time. Now all of this does leave Stockport a bit open to alien attack, but at least we’re well armed.
This is a digital print printed on thick recycled paper. It comes unframed and has colour to the edge. This A5 print is 148mm wide and 210mm tall (that’s half the size of standard office paper)
It is presented in a clear bio-degradable packaging. Posted prints are rolled in tubes, smaller sizes and hand-delivered prints are presented flat.
Because I use glass rather than plastic in frames, it is not possible to post framed prints. Framed prints can be delivered locally - to arrange this, please contact charmingbadger@outlook.com.
Fun fact: Stockport: A History by P. Arrowsmith published by Stockport Metropolitan Council has a particularly fine photograph of the pyramid shining a laser out the top on the back cover.
The pyramid is one of Stockport’s more striking landmarks, and although it seems to be dormant, awaiting a new tenant, that doesn’t mean that there’s nothing going on there. In fact, if you were to swing by, you’d find it well guarded and with a number of cars in the car park? Why? Could it be a secret status as a cornerstone of UFO defences? Could that be why when the Coop moved in a huge Vegas style laser shone out of it, visible from the other side of Manchester? They called it Christmas decorations, I think if you had a giant UFO blasting laser, you’d probably need to check the equipment from time to time. Now all of this does leave Stockport a bit open to alien attack, but at least we’re well armed.
This is a digital print printed on thick recycled paper. It comes unframed and has colour to the edge. This A5 print is 148mm wide and 210mm tall (that’s half the size of standard office paper)
It is presented in a clear bio-degradable packaging. Posted prints are rolled in tubes, smaller sizes and hand-delivered prints are presented flat.
Because I use glass rather than plastic in frames, it is not possible to post framed prints. Framed prints can be delivered locally - to arrange this, please contact charmingbadger@outlook.com.
Fun fact: Stockport: A History by P. Arrowsmith published by Stockport Metropolitan Council has a particularly fine photograph of the pyramid shining a laser out the top on the back cover.
The pyramid is one of Stockport’s more striking landmarks, and although it seems to be dormant, awaiting a new tenant, that doesn’t mean that there’s nothing going on there. In fact, if you were to swing by, you’d find it well guarded and with a number of cars in the car park? Why? Could it be a secret status as a cornerstone of UFO defences? Could that be why when the Coop moved in a huge Vegas style laser shone out of it, visible from the other side of Manchester? They called it Christmas decorations, I think if you had a giant UFO blasting laser, you’d probably need to check the equipment from time to time. Now all of this does leave Stockport a bit open to alien attack, but at least we’re well armed.
This is a digital print printed on thick recycled paper. It comes unframed and has colour to the edge. This A5 print is 148mm wide and 210mm tall (that’s half the size of standard office paper)
It is presented in a clear bio-degradable packaging. Posted prints are rolled in tubes, smaller sizes and hand-delivered prints are presented flat.
Because I use glass rather than plastic in frames, it is not possible to post framed prints. Framed prints can be delivered locally - to arrange this, please contact charmingbadger@outlook.com.
Fun fact: Stockport: A History by P. Arrowsmith published by Stockport Metropolitan Council has a particularly fine photograph of the pyramid shining a laser out the top on the back cover.