Stockport Pyramid UFO Attack Greetings Card
The pyramid is one of Stockport’s more striking landmarks, and although it seems to be dormant, awaiting a new tenant, that doesn’t mean that there’s nothing going on there. In fact, if you were to swing by, you’d find it well guarded and with a number of cars in the car park? Why? Could it be a secret status as a cornerstone of UFO defences? Could that be why when the Coop moved in a huge Vegas style laser shone out of it, visible from the other side of Manchester? They called it Christmas decorations, I think if you had a giant UFO blasting laser, you’d probably need to check the equipment from time to time. Now all of this does leave Stockport a bit open to alien attack, but at least we’re well armed.
The card itself is 15cm by 15cm when folded shut and is digitally printed on white recycled card. It comes with a recycled kraft brown envelope. It is blank on the inside for you to do your own thing, and write any message that you like. So it’s for you to decide whether this is a Birthday card or something else.
Fun fact: Stockport: A History by P. Arrowsmith published by Stockport Metropolitan Council has a particularly fine photograph of the pyramid shining a laser out the top on the back cover.
Postage costs are not included and will be added at check out. Postage is first class or local delivery.
The pyramid is one of Stockport’s more striking landmarks, and although it seems to be dormant, awaiting a new tenant, that doesn’t mean that there’s nothing going on there. In fact, if you were to swing by, you’d find it well guarded and with a number of cars in the car park? Why? Could it be a secret status as a cornerstone of UFO defences? Could that be why when the Coop moved in a huge Vegas style laser shone out of it, visible from the other side of Manchester? They called it Christmas decorations, I think if you had a giant UFO blasting laser, you’d probably need to check the equipment from time to time. Now all of this does leave Stockport a bit open to alien attack, but at least we’re well armed.
The card itself is 15cm by 15cm when folded shut and is digitally printed on white recycled card. It comes with a recycled kraft brown envelope. It is blank on the inside for you to do your own thing, and write any message that you like. So it’s for you to decide whether this is a Birthday card or something else.
Fun fact: Stockport: A History by P. Arrowsmith published by Stockport Metropolitan Council has a particularly fine photograph of the pyramid shining a laser out the top on the back cover.
Postage costs are not included and will be added at check out. Postage is first class or local delivery.
The pyramid is one of Stockport’s more striking landmarks, and although it seems to be dormant, awaiting a new tenant, that doesn’t mean that there’s nothing going on there. In fact, if you were to swing by, you’d find it well guarded and with a number of cars in the car park? Why? Could it be a secret status as a cornerstone of UFO defences? Could that be why when the Coop moved in a huge Vegas style laser shone out of it, visible from the other side of Manchester? They called it Christmas decorations, I think if you had a giant UFO blasting laser, you’d probably need to check the equipment from time to time. Now all of this does leave Stockport a bit open to alien attack, but at least we’re well armed.
The card itself is 15cm by 15cm when folded shut and is digitally printed on white recycled card. It comes with a recycled kraft brown envelope. It is blank on the inside for you to do your own thing, and write any message that you like. So it’s for you to decide whether this is a Birthday card or something else.
Fun fact: Stockport: A History by P. Arrowsmith published by Stockport Metropolitan Council has a particularly fine photograph of the pyramid shining a laser out the top on the back cover.
Postage costs are not included and will be added at check out. Postage is first class or local delivery.